Geddy the Gecko and Super Geddy Live Shows

John Mallory performs as The Holy Cow, the break-dancing cow, on Simon Cowell's NBC TV show America's Got Talent with host Regis Philbin !! Holy Cow, the breakdancing cow performs for a national audience at Paramount Studios in Hollywood. Note: some fairs and festivals choose to have John perform as Bully the Bull and Mr. Pig instead of Dancing Holy Cow. John Performed 4 times during prime-time on NBC for a total of over 38 million television viewers.



John Mallory & Regis Philbin

John Mallory & Simon Cowell

The Ag. Center Committee of the Washington County Fair (of New York) would like to thank you for making our building a great success again this year. Thanks to you we are attracting larger crowds every year. The exhibitors really appreciated you promoting their businesses during your performance. The Ag Center was presented the “Most Outstanding Exhibit” award by the fair. Certainly your show was one of the main reasons we deserved this recognition. (call for contact info)

Prices range from $425 to $1700: call John Mallory at (954) 924-0218
“The Mr. Pig & Bully Show” OR “The Holy Cow, Mr. Pig, & Bully Show”

John performs as 2 or 3 characters in each show! “Bully” the longhorn bull hosts an “unbullieveable” Dance Contest, then volunteers try to ring his horns in a zany, fast-paced Ring Toss! “Mr. Pig” has a snorting good time hosting a “hog-calling” contest with the crowd. He then races a child like a real “Pig Race”. Upon request, “Holy Cow!” allows volunteers to participate in a hilarious Cow Milking Lesson! (Holy Cow squirts water instead of milk with working udders!) At the close of each show, the Holstein cow performs upside-down, dancing on its head! If you choose not to have Holy Cow in the show, Bully will close each performance with the upside down dance. Each show is hosted by “the man inside” John Mallory. Between skits, John teaches amazing facts about the real farm animals with a highly educational agriculture theme. Upon request, each show can be customized to include facts about agriculture in your area. John also demonstrates how these unusual costumes are operated.

Watch this Video Now: CLICK HERE to see Holy Cow performing on NBC TV. Holy Cow performed 4 nights
during prime-time for a total audience of over 38 million viewers and was the first performer of 10,000 acts
to be featured in "People" Magazine.



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Holy Cow, Mr. Pig & Bully Shows at Fairs and Festivals


John & Mary Mallory’s AGRICULTURAL, EDUCATIONAL, COMEDY SHOWS and Strolling

The GIANT, hilarious Cow, Pig, & Bull are 8 feet tall and grab everyone’s attention on stage or strolling, even from a great distance.

John has performed as various characters since 1987 in 40 states at fairs with attendance of under 1 thousand to fairs with well over 1 million people and repeat bookings such as 6 consecutive years at the First Night New Year’s Eve Festival of Williamsburg, VA, plus shows in 3 foreign countries and appearances on national television. John is a former professional sports mascot and earned a “Top-Twenty” ranking among over 450 mascot actors. At all week long events, John’s wife Mary assists with props & sound. At one or two day events, John sometimes requests an assistant to run sound. When permitted John sells show souvenirs. (John uses your sound system, or, if mandatory, can fly one in for no additional charge. Shows performed on your stage or almost any small cleared area. Shows can be moved to almost any location!)



Geddy the Gecko Shows



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“Geddy the Gecko’s Rainforest Fiesta Show”

First, “Geddy the Gecko” the non-inflated, gecko lizard mascot performs a “High-Energy”, fast-paced, Salsa-filled “Rainforest Fiesta Show” which includes skits, songs, and dances from the tropics with non-stop audience participation and fascinating facts about gecko lizards and the rainforest. Geddy performs WITH audience members such classics as the hula, the conga, the ultra-low limbo, and a super-fast Macarena, plus more! A member of the audience even becomes a gecko lizard mascot! Second, Super Geddy performs the upside-down dance for the grand finale. (Stage/sound as above)

References available upon request such as:

Washington County Fair, TX * Decatur Celebration, IL * Orange County Fair, VA

Western Montana Fair, Missoula, MT * Teton County Fair, WY * Washington County Fair, NY

Cochise County Fair, AZ * First Night of Williamburg, VA * Dairyfest, WI * Disney, FL

City of Boca Raton Festivals: Strolling characters, Emily Lilly and Poppi, (561) 393-7827

Citrus County Fair, Inverness, FL, Jean Grant (352) 726-2993, shows one year and strolling characters another year.

Washington County Fair, NY, 3 consecutive years: Agricultural Comedy Shows, 3 shows per day: Mark St. Jacques (518) 692-2464

Options:

1. Daily Shows: 3 (30 min shows)

2. Daily Strolling: 3 times per day Mon-Fri & 4 times per day on high traffic weekend days such as Sat-Sun

John alternates costumes, strolling for 30 minutes at a time OR, you can choose to have
4 times EVERY day when strolling in a smaller area (under 150 yards, taking fewer steps) or when standing/ strolling in a fixed position, for example, greeting a crowd in line or at the main gate)

3. Daily Combinations: 1 show/2strolls OR 2 shows/1stroll

4. Geddy the Gecko can perform customized shows for “Christian Music Day” including religious songs

5. Pig/Bull, Cow/Pig/Bull, or Geddy can perform public school shows (any of 14 different school show themes)

6. John can perform as any other animal with at least three months advance notice and an additional fee. Choose your event’s favorite character and John will design, build, & perform as that animal! (example: horse)

7. Holiday Themes: USA/Freedom, Thanksgiving, XMAS, Fiesta Show for general school celebrations, Valentines, St. Pats, Easter, MLK Jr, Salute to America, Veterans Day, Cinco de Mayo, and Presidents' Day.