Geddy the Gecko and Super Geddy Live Shows


Holy Cow, the breakdancing, milk-squirting cow,
performs nationally and internationally!

Call (954) 924-0218 or email us at geddythegecko@juno.com to receive
a 6 minute Holy Cow DVD by mail: send your mailing address.

John Mallory and Simon Cowell

John Mallory and Regis Phillbin


John and Mary Mallory with
actor/ comedian Jon Lovitz


(Holy Cow was the opening act
for both of Jon Lovitz’s
shows at the Lyric Theatre)

Holy Cow performs shows across the globe. Most shows are 6 minutes long, but can be shorter or longer upon request. Holy Cow performed 4 times on national USA TV on NBC for executive producer Simon Cowell and host Regis Philbin. John Mallory, the man inside the seven foot cow costume can change music, skits, and even small details such as using various national songs and can incorporate flags of various nations. TV shows can feature Holy Cow performing live or pre-recorded. As you watch the promotional video on this webpage, during the sections of the cow squirting milk from its udder and teats, be aware that the cow can use milk or water and the stream of water can be small, medium, or large. The squirting can be deleted from the show upon request. TV shows can even choose to have the host or hostess of their show "milk" the cow, or "dance" with the cow, or even "marry" the cow. Members of the audience can also get invloved in the show upon reqest. John has performed at sporting arenas in every major sport, in theatres for audiences for adults, children, or combined adults and children. For example, Holy Cow performed as the opening act for comedian Jon Lovitz twice. In some cases, shows even last up to 30 minutes, 45 minutes, or even one hour in cases where the focus is for children. But Holy Cow's most famous shows are the 6 minute shows perfect for all ages.

Holy Cow can also greet, stroll, sign autographs, etc.

For shows at fairs in which the fair desires a show with three agricultural characters: Holy Cow, Mr. Pig & Bully, be sure to request our different DVD which is NOT the same as the 6 minute Holy Cow show. Visit the Fairs page here.

6 Minute Holy Cow Promo Video

Click the play button to watch the
6 minute Holy Cow Promo Video


You will need Quicktime
to watch the movie.


Holy Cow was in "People" Magazine, USA, twice!

"Brilliant, loved it!": Simon Cowell.

"Terrific": Kelly Ripa.