Watch Geddy the Gecko, Super Geddy,
Holy Cow, Mr. Pig and Bully
on You Tube here:
THEATRES & PLAYHOUSES (plus MALLS: see below)
Non-stop audience participation with Geddy the Gecko’s Dances from Around the World and the Breakdancing Cow, Holy Cow!
“Loved it, brilliant!” Simon Cowell, (executive producer of “America’s Got Talent” and judge of “American Idol”) speaking of John’s 4 performances on NBC TV. Holy Cow footage also shown on CNN’s “Larry King Live”. “Terrific”: Kelly Ripa on “Live w/ Regis & Kelly”. In “People” magazine twice.
John Mallory and Simon Cowell
John Mallory and Regis Phillbin
John and Mary Mallory with
actor/ comedian Jon Lovitz
(Holy Cow was the opening act
for both of Jon Lovitz’s
shows at the Lyric Theatre)
1. John Mallory performs as Holy Cow in 10 to 20 minute shows at theatres, playhouses, comedy clubs, hotels/resorts, cruise ships, etc. as the opening act for major comedians for all audiences, adults and children, or adults only. Holy Cow’s comedy is rated G, but is perfect for all audiences, including adult-only audiences.
2. John Mallory performs as Geddy the Gecko plus 1 to 3 additional characters in a theatrical show for families and children featuring Geddy the Gecko’s multicultural dances from around the world and assorted other zany skits and acts as other characters. (Holy Cow optional). Tickets can be sold to the public or to schools.
This show can also be converted into: Earth Day Show, Recycling Show, and/or Global Warming Show
Coming Soon: Call for exact dates and to buy Tickets:
Tickets are also available at the event.
Field Trips: John is available to come to YOUR location to perform an “at-your-site” field trip show. Examples: schools, afterschools, parks and rec, etc.
John Mallory is available to be booked by additional theatres and playhouses as well. Theatre owners email John at: email@example.com or call (954) 924-0218
Geddy the Gecko
Bully the Longhorn Bull
Watch this Video Now: CLICK HERE to see Holy Cow performing on NBC TV. Holy Cow performed 4 nights
during prime-time for a total audience of over 38 million viewers and was the first performer of 10,000 acts
to be featured in "People" Magazine.
3 different LIVE High-Energy Shows with Music & Comedy for ALL ages and 5 different Extra Large Strolling Characters John Mallory, based in South Florida, National performer (954) 924-0218
“Multicultural Dances from Around the World Show”
Featuring John as both Geddy the Gecko and Super Geddy (the breakdancing Gecko), leading the crowd in various international dance moves. Non-stop audience participation for ALL AGES! Very, very fun! Perfect for Shopping Centers, Malls, etc. John is a Top Twenty Nationally Ranked mascot actor and has performed in 41 states and in 3 foreign countries since 1995.
This show can be customized for any holiday: December Holiday Season, Cinco de Mayo, Thanksgiving, Memorial Day, Labor Day, Back-to-School, Spring/Easter, Veterans Day, ML King, Valentines, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, St. Patrick’s day, etc. or John can add in education: Self Esteem, Character, etc.
Multicultural Dances Show PART 1 and PART 2 with Geddy the Gecko and Super Geddy!
In Geddy's Multicultural Dances from Around the World Shows, Geddy teaches the audience dances from many countries. Part 1 includes: Puerto Rico, Israel, Greece, the Caribbean, Brazil, Argentina, Ireland, USA, etc. with non-stop audience participation plus breakdancing by Super Geddy! Multicultural Dances PART 2 features dances from Poland, Egypt, Spain, Cuba, Santo Domingo, Jamaica, India, etc. Host Part 1 and then later in the day host Part 2! Then later in the day host Geddy's Rainforest Show! Your audience can see 3 different shows in 1 day!
“Geddy the Gecko’s Rainforest Fiesta Show”
First, “Geddy the Gecko”, the gecko lizard mascot, performs a “High-Energy”, fast-paced, Salsa-filled “Rainforest Fiesta Show” which includes skits, songs, and dances from the tropics with non-stop audience participation and fascinating facts about gecko lizards and the rainforest. Geddy performs WITH audience members such classics as the hula, the conga, the ultra-low limbo, and a super-fast Macarena, plus more! A member of the audience even becomes a gecko lizard mascot! Super Geddy then breakdances for the Grand Finale. This show can also be converted into: Earth Day Show, Recycling Show, and/or Global Warming Show
“The Mr. Pig & Bully Show” OR “The Holy Cow, Mr. Pig, & Bully Show”
John performs as 2 or 3 characters in each show! “Bully” the longhorn bull hosts an “unbullieveable” Dance Contest, then volunteers try to ring his horns in a zany, fast-paced Ring Toss! “Mr. Pig” has a snorting good time hosting a “hog-calling” contest with the crowd. He then races a child like a real “Pig Race”. Upon request, “Holy Cow!” allows volunteers to participate in a hilarious Cow Milking Lesson! (Holy Cow squirts water instead of milk with working udders!) At the close of each show, the Holstein cow performs upside-down, breakdancing on its head! If you choose not to have Holy Cow in the show, Bully will close each performance with the breakdance. Each show is hosted by “the man inside” John Mallory. Between skits, John teaches amazing facts about the real farm animals (educational, agricultural theme). As seen on National, Prime-Time Television!!
References for Theatre Shows and Mall events
Theatre: Township Center for Performing Arts Coconut Creek, FL, Claudia Genteel (954) 973-8094 ext. 105 firstname.lastname@example.org Shows in theatre for kids throughout Palm Beach County, FL
Mall: Miami International Mall, event produced by Astrid Garcia for the City of Doral Astrid.Garcia@cityofdoral.com
Walt Disney’s Pleasure Island (5 different full weekend bookings)
Fairs & Festivals in 42 states.
First Night New Years Eve of Williamsburg, VA (6 years)
Washington County Fair, NY (3 years)
Greater Jacksonville Fair, FL (2 years)
Citrus County Fair, FL (2 years)
Dozens and dozens of local schools, preschools, YMCA, etc. plus:
South Florida area references:
City of Boca Raton Spring Fling Festival, Emily Lilly (561) 393-7827
Prices range from $250 to $1250. On first booking at your mall: Your Price is our price! The fee that you paid past performers is the same fee you pay us on our first booking
Daily price includes: SHOW: one 30 minute show OR two 15 minute shows
OR a series of 3 strolls (strolls are 30 minutes each)
Additional shows are $100 each on the same day: 15 or 30 min length okay for the additional show(s)
Additional strolls are $100 each on the same day (additional strolls are 30 minutes each)
If having more than 1 show on the same day: you may select completely different shows with completely different characters for no extra charge. John can provide his own sound system for no extra charge.
Strolls: 1 to 5 characters: John strolls in costume and interacts with customers. Mary, his wife, walks along beside him, keeps an eye on him, and introduces the costumed character to each customer. Upon request, the character “Geddy the Gecko” can talk while strolling. Most other characters are usually silent when strolling. If having John stroll 3 times in 1 day, John can use different costumes for each stroll: no extra charge. Super Geddy can also be used as a Dinosaur!
If requesting more than the 3 included daily strolls, John can stroll 4, 5, or 6 times, (see additional fees) OR,
Additional people (actors) other than John can be used if you request that 2 different characters stroll 3 times each or 3 characters stroll 3 times each. John will then use your employees or volunteers to be inside the other characters (additional fees still apply) or John will use his own employees (additional fees still apply).